Brielle55555

Hi, I'm Brielle.

I'm a slightly-disturbed, highly-sarcastic, dry-witted, deliberately-single, fantasy-book-lovin', SPN-obsessed, (hyphen-OVER-using), crazy-cat-lady/stay-at-home Mum with a scary-beautiful 17-going-on-37-year-old teenage daughter, and a REALLY twisted sense-of-humour.

I am narcissistic, self-indulgent and stupidly uncensored. I tend to blurt out the first thing that comes to mind, then spend the next two hours trying to pull my foot out of my mouth because I didn't check to see if my toe-nails were clean first. I have Bi-Polar disorder, which means on a good day I'm a nutbag, and on a bad one people flee screaming about the Psycho with the hot-pink hair. It also means I tend to spend an unhealthy amount of time alone, it's too crowded otherwise. I have no illusions about myself, I am infinitely flawed, however I don't suffer fools gently, and unfortunately nothing makes me more likely to set my brain on fire than an idiot with a soapbox.

I like walks in the rain, X-Box, and pussies (double-entendre intentional), and I've had my belly-button pierced, my boobs reduced and 1/2 my body tattooed to cover the scars of a misspent youth. I prefer honesty over the little lies you tell to save people's feelings and I can't stand nastiness or one-up-man-ship. And yes, thank you, I AM aware this is not a dating profile. Bite me.

I don't. do. parties. Not because I'm shy or anything, nothing as glamorous as that, but because I can't be bothered changing out of my pajamas and shaving my legs. However my aversion to dancing crowds is far from a bad thing, because although I can dance, (VERY well I might add) if I do turn up to your shin-dig, I'm usually the one sitting by myself on the couch who people avoid like the plague because I've had one too many bourbons and lost my rose-colored-glasses.

I write passable SPN FanFic and bad poetry and I have a personal blog, which I don't update nearly as much as I should.

Oh. And I also inadvertently managed to invite Misha Collins and family to my Nanna's 100th birthday party. (link below) Your invite's in the mail if you can help me get them here... I just have to ask Nanna’s permission first, she scares me...

Ummm... I mentioned the narcissism, right?

Woo-Hoo! Are we having fun yet?

P.S. Apparently I'm supposed to tell you that I don't own Supernatural or any of it's characters. But who am I kidding. I totally do. I'm totally Kriptke in a dress. With salt-encrusted combat boots.

Misha's invite can be found here. He's coming I tell you!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nodxLH…